Pick a spot
Choose one of the four positions on any of the handle's four sides.
THE HARDEST-WORKING BILLBOARD ON THE INTERNET
Your brand. On the shovel. Forever.
So nobody can say nobody works on the internet.
16 ad spots wrapped around the handle — 4 sides, 4 spots each. Pay once and it's permanently yours: no bidding, no expiring, nobody can ever take your spot. Your logo, forged onto a tool that actually digs — the internet's most honest symbol of hard work.
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Pay once. Your logo goes on the shovel — permanently.
No bidding, no deposits, no risk of losing your spot later. First come, first kept.Loading availability…
Pick a spot and make it yours.
Price per spot: $100, $75, $50, or $25 depending on position — closer to the grip costs more. It's a one-time payment. Each of the 4 positions exists once on each of the 4 sides of the handle.
Pay once, own it forever. There's no bidding and no deposit — the price you see is the price you pay, and once a spot is yours, nobody can outbid or replace you.
SIMPLE AND PERMANENT
One price. One payment. Yours forever.
Pay once
Stripe charges the full price, right away — no deposit, no bidding.
It's yours, period
The moment payment clears, your logo goes live on the shovel — permanently. No countdown, no getting outbid later.
A symbol of hard work
Your brand rides along on a tool that actually digs — forever a stand-in for real work getting done.
FAQ
Before you claim a spot.
Is this really mine forever?
Yes. Once your payment clears, that spot is permanently yours — we don't resell it, re-auction it, or let anyone outbid or replace you later.
Can two people buy the same spot?
No. The moment you start checkout, that spot is held for you for a few minutes so nobody else can grab it mid-payment. If your payment doesn't go through, it's released back automatically.
Can I buy more than one spot?
Yes — go through checkout separately for each spot you want. Every spot is its own one-time purchase.
How does Stripe fit in?
Card details are never stored on this page. The backend creates and confirms a Stripe PaymentIntent for the full price, and a spot is only ever marked sold once Stripe confirms the charge actually cleared.